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Monday, December 23, 2013
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Friday, January 27, 2012
2011 - A Whole Bunch Of Turkeys
Reflected Turkey: Jackie O
Homebrand Turkey TV Dinner : Hamish & Andy's Gap Year - the lowest point in Australian television history.
Gang of Turkeys : The Project ie All of Rove's friends who spray us with wet shit.
Turkey Starstruck : Maylea Tinecheff (hands off our Ben).
No. 48 Turkey with No. 27 Frozen Chicken : Ricky Nixon and Tegan Gould
Turducken : Miranda, Orlando and Flynn.
Turkey with Added Hormones, Chemically Enhanced, Artificially Flavoured : Shane and Liz
Turkey Split : Heidi Klum and Seal - he just wanted to go out for a nice meal.
Humblest Turkey : News of the World Hack Rupert Murdoch.
Mini Turkey : Jack Vidgen.
Turkey Trial : DSK vs the Maid.
Turkey Surprise : Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid.
Non Kosher Turkey : John Galliano and his anti-Semitic Slurs.
Homebrand Turkey TV Dinner : Hamish & Andy's Gap Year - the lowest point in Australian television history.
Gang of Turkeys : The Project ie All of Rove's friends who spray us with wet shit.
Turkey Starstruck : Maylea Tinecheff (hands off our Ben).
No. 48 Turkey with No. 27 Frozen Chicken : Ricky Nixon and Tegan Gould
Turducken : Miranda, Orlando and Flynn.
Turkey with Added Hormones, Chemically Enhanced, Artificially Flavoured : Shane and Liz
Turkey Split : Heidi Klum and Seal - he just wanted to go out for a nice meal.
Humblest Turkey : News of the World Hack Rupert Murdoch.
Mini Turkey : Jack Vidgen.
Turkey Trial : DSK vs the Maid.
Turkey Surprise : Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid.
Non Kosher Turkey : John Galliano and his anti-Semitic Slurs.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Winner - Turkey Of The Year 2008
Last year's winning turkey comes from a very very tight field but never has the vote been so definite, our winner is the treacherous turkey, Baz Luhrmann. The gobbler tells New Zealand's Richard Wilkins that his movie is not about our land but about a state of mind. We are Australians but 'australia' plays no role in our cognitive awareness. And it seems many other Australians agree as we have been inundated with votes for Baz.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Turkey Of The Year 2008
And the nominees are........
Carved Turkey - Sam Newman - for his operating theatre performance featuring Turkey Spotter Eddie Maguire in a shower cap.
Turkey Spotter - Eddie Maguire - so proud of his (un)dressed turkey's 60 minutes.
Crack Turkey - Wayne Carey
Turkey Disney - Terri 'themepark' Irwin
Bad Turkey - Brendan Nelson on Sorry Day
Flaming Turkeys - Text Publishing, David Marr & Bill Henson
Treacherous Turkey - Baz Luhrmann
Turkey In The Headlights - Jodhi Meares
Dressed Turkey - Sarah Palin
Crumbed Turkey - Gordon Ramsay
Carved Turkey - Sam Newman - for his operating theatre performance featuring Turkey Spotter Eddie Maguire in a shower cap.
Turkey Spotter - Eddie Maguire - so proud of his (un)dressed turkey's 60 minutes.
Crack Turkey - Wayne Carey
Turkey Disney - Terri 'themepark' Irwin
Bad Turkey - Brendan Nelson on Sorry Day
Flaming Turkeys - Text Publishing, David Marr & Bill Henson
Treacherous Turkey - Baz Luhrmann
Turkey In The Headlights - Jodhi Meares
Dressed Turkey - Sarah Palin
Crumbed Turkey - Gordon Ramsay
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Disturbing Moments In Popular Culture
1. Troubled West Australian Liberal Leader sniffing a female colleague's recently vacated chair.
2. The aforementioned Liberal under suspicion of doing 'something inappropriate' to a quokka.
3. The front cover of Madonna's Hard Candy.
4. The sad eyes of the unsmiling Suri Cruise.
5. Heather Mills.
6. The 60 Minutes vision of Sam Newman's diseased prostate on the end of a surgical implement.
7. Gender is no barrier for Thomas Beatie and Nicole Kidman who against all odds and nature fall pregnant.
8. Mick Gatto in the boxing ring with the guy who played him in Underbelly.
9. Yoko Ono's breast pride.
10. Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar for best 'actress'.
2. The aforementioned Liberal under suspicion of doing 'something inappropriate' to a quokka.
3. The front cover of Madonna's Hard Candy.
4. The sad eyes of the unsmiling Suri Cruise.
5. Heather Mills.
6. The 60 Minutes vision of Sam Newman's diseased prostate on the end of a surgical implement.
7. Gender is no barrier for Thomas Beatie and Nicole Kidman who against all odds and nature fall pregnant.
8. Mick Gatto in the boxing ring with the guy who played him in Underbelly.
9. Yoko Ono's breast pride.
10. Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar for best 'actress'.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Turkey of the Year 2007..... & the Nominees are:
Turkey Fool - Simone Warne
Pretentious Sci-Fi Turkey - Jamie Packer and that fuckin' wedding.
Real-Life Turkey - Mark Philippoussis
Small Turkey Syndrome - John Howard
Turkey Chick - Bindi Irwin
"Clean" Turkey - Phil Jamieson on Enough Rope
Turkey For Sale - Peter Garrett
Pretentious Sci-Fi Turkey - Jamie Packer and that fuckin' wedding.
Real-Life Turkey - Mark Philippoussis
Small Turkey Syndrome - John Howard
Turkey Chick - Bindi Irwin
"Clean" Turkey - Phil Jamieson on Enough Rope
Turkey For Sale - Peter Garrett
Monday, January 15, 2007
Winner - Turkey Of The Year 2006
Keith Urban wins Turkey Of The Year 2006 wings down!
All over the world, and in aircraft, people are asking for 'The Keith' - a Wild Turkey on Ice, in a tall, thin, frosted glass with a dash of ginger.
Keith Urban entering the rehab facility - note his womanly curves, in stark contrast to his 'wife's'.
All over the world, and in aircraft, people are asking for 'The Keith' - a Wild Turkey on Ice, in a tall, thin, frosted glass with a dash of ginger.
Keith Urban entering the rehab facility - note his womanly curves, in stark contrast to his 'wife's'.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Extra Turkey
Another nominee for Turkey of the Year has been brought to our attention:
TURKEY MALIBU WHOPPER WITH BACON: Mel Gibson - a racist, a drunk and NOT an Australian.
TURKEY MALIBU WHOPPER WITH BACON: Mel Gibson - a racist, a drunk and NOT an Australian.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Turkey of The Year 2006
We have decided to post the nominations for Best Turkey in Show earlier this year as last time we were inundated with thousands of votes.
And the nominees are:
TURKEY DRUMSTICK: Heather Mills, for thinking she could come between a Beatle and his spliff.
TURKEY NECK: Madonna, for hanging herself on a crucifix.
FAKE TURKEY: Jamie Brooksby, for obtaining his Big Brother win by deception and for posing as a poet.
PICKLED TURKEY: Keith Urban, for marrying a man.
TURKEY BONES: Nicole Richie, for pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, then admitting she has, then pretending she's overcome it.
TURKEY JERKY: russell crowe for using Steve Irwin's memorial to act.
BAD TURKEY: O.J Simpson, for thinking he could move a book about 'the killings'.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: The guests at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding at Orsini Odescalchi Castle.
LOST TURKEY: Nicole Kidman, clearly a mixed up person.
TALKING TURKEY: Bono, for turning poverty into a brand.
PRIZE TURKEY: Tom Cruise, no explanation neccessary.
GLAZED TURKEYS: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Marcia Hines.
TURKEY SLAPPER: Axel Whitehead - ARIA flasher.
Cast your votes!!
And the nominees are:
TURKEY DRUMSTICK: Heather Mills, for thinking she could come between a Beatle and his spliff.
TURKEY NECK: Madonna, for hanging herself on a crucifix.
FAKE TURKEY: Jamie Brooksby, for obtaining his Big Brother win by deception and for posing as a poet.
PICKLED TURKEY: Keith Urban, for marrying a man.
TURKEY BONES: Nicole Richie, for pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, then admitting she has, then pretending she's overcome it.
TURKEY JERKY: russell crowe for using Steve Irwin's memorial to act.
BAD TURKEY: O.J Simpson, for thinking he could move a book about 'the killings'.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: The guests at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding at Orsini Odescalchi Castle.
LOST TURKEY: Nicole Kidman, clearly a mixed up person.
TALKING TURKEY: Bono, for turning poverty into a brand.
PRIZE TURKEY: Tom Cruise, no explanation neccessary.
GLAZED TURKEYS: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Marcia Hines.
TURKEY SLAPPER: Axel Whitehead - ARIA flasher.
Cast your votes!!
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Turkey Of The Year - Nominations - Cast Your Vote
For the first time in history we are opening up our blog for comments to collect votes for the inaugural Turkey Of The Year Award.
And the nominees are:
FRIED TURKEY(S): The Bali 9 for thinking that, in the climate of Schapelle Corby, they could get away with strapping heroin to their bodies and going through Indonesian Customs.
ROAST TURKEY: Donatella Versace
SLICED TURKEY: Mickey Rourke
NOT TURKEY (VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE): Gwyneth Paltow
TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe (take your pick)
WILD TURKEY: James Hewitt for consenting to hypnosis for the purposes of reality TV.
BUSH TURKEY: George Bush
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: russell crowe
EIN TRUTHAHN: Prince Harry for bearing the swastika.
TURKEY BREAST: Vicky Beckham
TURKEY LOAF: Steve Vizard
COLD TURKEY: Joe Korp
FROZEN TURKEY: Nicole Kidman.......sooooooo creepy
TURKEY NUGGET: Charles Spencer Crowe
STUFFED TURKEY: Katie Holmes
TURKEY BY POPULAR DEMAND: Michelle Leslie
Vote now via comment or email.
Turkey Of The Year will be announced sometime in the New Year when we get back from Sir Elton's Wedding.
punkandblanket@yahoo.com.au
And the nominees are:
FRIED TURKEY(S): The Bali 9 for thinking that, in the climate of Schapelle Corby, they could get away with strapping heroin to their bodies and going through Indonesian Customs.
ROAST TURKEY: Donatella Versace
SLICED TURKEY: Mickey Rourke
NOT TURKEY (VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE): Gwyneth Paltow
TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe (take your pick)
WILD TURKEY: James Hewitt for consenting to hypnosis for the purposes of reality TV.
BUSH TURKEY: George Bush
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: russell crowe
EIN TRUTHAHN: Prince Harry for bearing the swastika.
TURKEY BREAST: Vicky Beckham
TURKEY LOAF: Steve Vizard
COLD TURKEY: Joe Korp
FROZEN TURKEY: Nicole Kidman.......sooooooo creepy
TURKEY NUGGET: Charles Spencer Crowe
STUFFED TURKEY: Katie Holmes
TURKEY BY POPULAR DEMAND: Michelle Leslie
Vote now via comment or email.
Turkey Of The Year will be announced sometime in the New Year when we get back from Sir Elton's Wedding.
punkandblanket@yahoo.com.au
Monday, May 09, 2005
Baffling Moments in the History of Popular Culture #1
* Chrissie Hynde recording a duet with New Zealand's Russell Crowe.
* Yoko Ono records Walking on Thin Ice.
* Walking on Thin Ice becomes a Dance hit.
* INXS' search for Michael Hutchence that began with Terrence Trent D'arby and is culminating in a reality TV show where people compete for Michael's old job.
* Gretel Killeen and Saxon Small doing it.
* The success of Rove McManus, the bastard child of Tony Barber and Jimmy Hannan.
* Yoko Ono records Walking on Thin Ice.
* Walking on Thin Ice becomes a Dance hit.
* INXS' search for Michael Hutchence that began with Terrence Trent D'arby and is culminating in a reality TV show where people compete for Michael's old job.
* Gretel Killeen and Saxon Small doing it.
* The success of Rove McManus, the bastard child of Tony Barber and Jimmy Hannan.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
El Principe Rebelde
Hot on the heels of the Buckingham Batman Debacle, it seems The Cad's condition is worsening. During their investigations into the alleged abduction attempt of Prince Harry from Omar Nievas's Bar in the one-street town of Salvador Maria, Argentinian officials have followed a bizarre trail of evidence that has lead them to the InterContinental Hotel in Buenos Aires. In the week following the young Prince's sudden return to England on a commercial flight police searched the abandoned and unpaid hotel room of a person calling themselves Major James Hewitt.
POLICE INVENTORY OF JAMES HEWITT'S HOTEL ROOM:
PLASTIC BAG 1
1 x carton of Benson and Hedges full strength cigarettes (3 remaining)
23 x Omar Nievas's matchbooks
1 x 24 pack Trojan 'Rough Rider' condoms (unopened)
1 x black sock
1 x tester bottle Chanel L'Egoiste
6 x damaged British Royal family portraits (head of Prince Harrry missing)
1 x iPod Mini containing 2 x Mp3s (Father and Son-Cat Stevens and Alive-Peal Jam)
1 x song lyrics and chord progressions written on InterContinental writing paper with the title 'Third in Line to Your Heart'.
1 x Nickel brand Morning After Rescue Gel for the face (empty)
1 x Salon Lady Jane hairbrush
1 x floorplan of Omar Nievas's bar
2 x 2m lengths of rope
1 x balaclava
1 x room service order form (incomplete)
PLASTIC BAG 2
4 x small paper squares with white powder residue
1 x black underpants, Calvin Klein brand
1 x razor, Gillette brand (used)
1 x Polo Players Edition magazine
1 x News of the World newspaper
4 x Magnum size Verve Cliquot Champagne (empty)
1 x Yellow ruled writing pad with three loose pages (penciled writing): page 1- the name Harry Hewitt signed repeatedly in several different styles, page 2 - Hewitt & Son: Aboriginal Art Dealers written in large, block letters, page 3 - pornographic doodlings.
9 x mobile phone pre-paid recharge cards
1 x Losing My Virginity: Richard Branson, The Autobiography
1 x Caron Dache crayons
POLICE INVENTORY OF JAMES HEWITT'S HOTEL ROOM:
PLASTIC BAG 1
1 x carton of Benson and Hedges full strength cigarettes (3 remaining)
23 x Omar Nievas's matchbooks
1 x 24 pack Trojan 'Rough Rider' condoms (unopened)
1 x black sock
1 x tester bottle Chanel L'Egoiste
6 x damaged British Royal family portraits (head of Prince Harrry missing)
1 x iPod Mini containing 2 x Mp3s (Father and Son-Cat Stevens and Alive-Peal Jam)
1 x song lyrics and chord progressions written on InterContinental writing paper with the title 'Third in Line to Your Heart'.
1 x Nickel brand Morning After Rescue Gel for the face (empty)
1 x Salon Lady Jane hairbrush
1 x floorplan of Omar Nievas's bar
2 x 2m lengths of rope
1 x balaclava
1 x room service order form (incomplete)
PLASTIC BAG 2
4 x small paper squares with white powder residue
1 x black underpants, Calvin Klein brand
1 x razor, Gillette brand (used)
1 x Polo Players Edition magazine
1 x News of the World newspaper
4 x Magnum size Verve Cliquot Champagne (empty)
1 x Yellow ruled writing pad with three loose pages (penciled writing): page 1- the name Harry Hewitt signed repeatedly in several different styles, page 2 - Hewitt & Son: Aboriginal Art Dealers written in large, block letters, page 3 - pornographic doodlings.
9 x mobile phone pre-paid recharge cards
1 x Losing My Virginity: Richard Branson, The Autobiography
1 x Caron Dache crayons
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
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