1. Troubled West Australian Liberal Leader sniffing a female colleague's recently vacated chair.
2. The aforementioned Liberal under suspicion of doing 'something inappropriate' to a quokka.
3. The front cover of Madonna's Hard Candy.
4. The sad eyes of the unsmiling Suri Cruise.
5. Heather Mills.
6. The 60 Minutes vision of Sam Newman's diseased prostate on the end of a surgical implement.
7. Gender is no barrier for Thomas Beatie and Nicole Kidman who against all odds and nature fall pregnant.
8. Mick Gatto in the boxing ring with the guy who played him in Underbelly.
9. Yoko Ono's breast pride.
10. Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar for best 'actress'.