For the first time in history we are opening up our blog for comments to collect votes for the inaugural Turkey Of The Year Award.
And the nominees are:
FRIED TURKEY(S): The Bali 9 for thinking that, in the climate of Schapelle Corby, they could get away with strapping heroin to their bodies and going through Indonesian Customs.
ROAST TURKEY: Donatella Versace
SLICED TURKEY: Mickey Rourke
NOT TURKEY (VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE): Gwyneth Paltow
TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe (take your pick)
WILD TURKEY: James Hewitt for consenting to hypnosis for the purposes of reality TV.
BUSH TURKEY: George Bush
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: russell crowe
EIN TRUTHAHN: Prince Harry for bearing the swastika.
TURKEY BREAST: Vicky Beckham
TURKEY LOAF: Steve Vizard
COLD TURKEY: Joe Korp
FROZEN TURKEY: Nicole Kidman.......sooooooo creepy
TURKEY NUGGET: Charles Spencer Crowe
STUFFED TURKEY: Katie Holmes
TURKEY BY POPULAR DEMAND: Michelle Leslie
Vote now via comment or email.
Turkey Of The Year will be announced sometime in the New Year when we get back from Sir Elton's Wedding.