tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74862072024-03-13T12:00:09.661+11:00punk & blanketPost It Modernists.punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comBlogger215125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-86416272452839960992023-12-21T20:40:00.005+11:002023-12-21T20:41:47.730+11:00Britney In Her Red Boots<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiuxhB_m69Q6guCoXDAQi0eXR2ZBbGGYJv90aeF3ykrbXPaKtgl_lts78OEtZUXZRwYkR4O-ihW44MS4CEyaawB7O1ikp7FIVXJ_9t5oKIrdQQCc9VNAkvGAiuyNT_f7QEipkyuhpMfe0tKCaUQj6jF8Px9-vB7kOQCPiD7wG0-lY9J0FNx17NFJA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1890" data-original-width="1512" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiuxhB_m69Q6guCoXDAQi0eXR2ZBbGGYJv90aeF3ykrbXPaKtgl_lts78OEtZUXZRwYkR4O-ihW44MS4CEyaawB7O1ikp7FIVXJ_9t5oKIrdQQCc9VNAkvGAiuyNT_f7QEipkyuhpMfe0tKCaUQj6jF8Px9-vB7kOQCPiD7wG0-lY9J0FNx17NFJA=w320-h400" width="320" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b>Gary Indiana</b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b>Acrylic On Board</b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b>2023</b></p>punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-83657157249427102892023-11-17T17:54:00.001+11:002023-11-18T19:51:10.947+11:00Prize Turkey Of The Year 2023 - Only One Contender<blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0 0 0 40px; padding: 0px;"><blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0 0 0 40px; padding: 0px;"><p></p><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><p></p></blockquote></blockquote><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgpwU2l486io54G7TbiX4o0W5H4eSqs6JLg7mmrPu9kbk08oHdlb2Q_RSTe8MwiI3ODOchcrnJaqxtNrBlMlPYtMdCqhVP5BVWBlnLj9mwxAjZl77-BsuFIZV7QZM2pbvaFsFWS7ezhbhEESKoYu9fkZkTjmDzgu36l_c_u1N_lSuac9wSmgcs1hQ" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgpwU2l486io54G7TbiX4o0W5H4eSqs6JLg7mmrPu9kbk08oHdlb2Q_RSTe8MwiI3ODOchcrnJaqxtNrBlMlPYtMdCqhVP5BVWBlnLj9mwxAjZl77-BsuFIZV7QZM2pbvaFsFWS7ezhbhEESKoYu9fkZkTjmDzgu36l_c_u1N_lSuac9wSmgcs1hQ" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgpwU2l486io54G7TbiX4o0W5H4eSqs6JLg7mmrPu9kbk08oHdlb2Q_RSTe8MwiI3ODOchcrnJaqxtNrBlMlPYtMdCqhVP5BVWBlnLj9mwxAjZl77-BsuFIZV7QZM2pbvaFsFWS7ezhbhEESKoYu9fkZkTjmDzgu36l_c_u1N_lSuac9wSmgcs1hQ" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><br /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5YLNI8Bq7ReneTbMmsxaOoT7ap8bTILHsxWoZz7PTsd3yPn2J-nFRra4ea-qfKBfvb4Wbu54tgGhbT5kBeGWk-Nf6SbxXz8anON3nedN-XjmGJMUgeObDyvWaTSBKwLrrJglgg6Vaq-mOV6A2wrnZWm57PF-GJk-KomyUHkYB8RpfJ2JFWedA9Q/s3947/turkey%202023.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3947" data-original-width="2990" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5YLNI8Bq7ReneTbMmsxaOoT7ap8bTILHsxWoZz7PTsd3yPn2J-nFRra4ea-qfKBfvb4Wbu54tgGhbT5kBeGWk-Nf6SbxXz8anON3nedN-XjmGJMUgeObDyvWaTSBKwLrrJglgg6Vaq-mOV6A2wrnZWm57PF-GJk-KomyUHkYB8RpfJ2JFWedA9Q/w303-h400/turkey%202023.jpeg" width="303" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b style="text-align: left;"><br /></b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b style="text-align: left;">Harry Windsor-Spencer</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>aka</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>Prince Harry The Duke of Sussex</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>H</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>His Dimness</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>Temper Boy</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>Sook</b></p>punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-71667248719495326272022-06-30T12:04:00.004+10:002022-07-01T09:18:07.586+10:00Bad Ad Brad Part 2<p style="text-align: justify;">Yes, its true, we were invited to illustrate Brad Pitt's latest <a href="https://www.gq.com/story/brad-pitt-august-cover-profile">GQ</a> shoot. After the <a href="http://punkandblanket.blogspot.com/2017/05/hitching-ride-on-caravan-of-sadness.html">last time</a> we didn't think this would happen, but they told us he thinks we make him look like a really nice person. 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text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">By Gary Indiana</div><p>Acrylic on Board</p><p>2022 </p></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div>punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-28587016796087475882021-08-10T13:22:00.002+10:002021-08-10T13:22:47.181+10:00Horrifying Moments In Popular Culture Part 5<p>We can no longer be bothered with this truly 'horrifying' series. It's impossible to keep up with these shocking moments. Hair raising and truly disturbing, go directly to Instagram, @Madonna.</p>punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-41972055118804087352020-01-01T09:51:00.000+11:002020-01-01T10:00:33.399+11:00Horrifying Moments In The History Of Popular Culture Part 4<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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2. Getting up off the couch, or even worse the bean bag, to change the channel on the television was hell.<br />
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3. Our parents were really hardcore. They didn't think we were all gifted and they did not gasp with amazement at all the 'clever' things we said. The self esteem issues and anxiety we still harbour from this today is indescribable.<br />
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4. There were very few coffee shops in the olden days. Hardly any.<br />
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5. When we spoke disrespectfully to older people they would look at us with a face akin to a stunned emoji. The terrifying thing was that the face was live, not screen. Many of us are still suffering flashbacks.<br />
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6. If you were a woman after 2nd wave feminism you were not allowed to ask for help from men regarding gender specific roles. The blokes said, 'you want equal rights, change the tyres yourself'. This was before Google and YouTube. It required rigorous research in libraries, garages and in some cases having to perform sexual favours. Harrowing stuff.<br />
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7. When you rented a dwelling the convention was to clean it yourself. There was no vacate clean 'industry' at that time. If hippies had been previous tenants we cleaned for weeks. Our parents told us we were sooks if we complained.<br />
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10. We have heard about 'safe rooms' in Universities into which today's students can retreat if the material they study is going to hurt their feelings or make them cry. To this we have absolutely NOTHING to say. *stunned emoji, blinking*.<br />
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6. Boring.punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-61698646439917994512017-10-23T15:59:00.003+11:002018-01-06T09:53:33.370+11:00Conjuring A Future For Bachelorette Sophie Starring Gary Indiana As Apollo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-29601786780480514742017-05-17T18:10:00.000+10:002017-05-25T17:03:19.668+10:00Hitching a Ride on the Caravan of Sadness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">1. Bring all US forces home - usher in a final end to post colonialism - leave others alone. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">2. Edward Snowden come home - if it wasn't you it woulda been someone else. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">3. Chelsea Manning - you are pardoned - you showed us the dark depths to which politicians and bureaucrats are prepared to sink. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Tell those Swedes to leave him alone and fly in a Trump helicopter in full agreement from Ecuador and set him free. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Do an exchange deal with Ecuador whereby Julian goes to America in exchange for Hilary taking his place in the Ecuadorean Embassy. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Option 1 Probably more realistic. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">5. Guantanamo Bay - close it - make new prison that is humane. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">6. Gay Marriage - just do it. No explanation necessary. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">7. Get in Air Force One (we don't care if your new furnishings are somewhat garish) and fly to North Korea and sit down and have a chat to Kim. We know that you understand he is only 33 and you will work very well with that. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">8. Russia - same gig as with Kim. Putin would like to be you and that's the edge there. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">9. China - same deal with </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Xi Jinping,</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"> you will be able to vibe very quickly</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"> the score with this cat cause that is your skill. Read about the style of how Mr Gough Whitman went there. You will relate to him. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">10. Europe - forget it - sinking ship. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">11. Middle East - probably won't need to do much if you pull the troops out. Let those guys work stuff out themselves. No more need for Isis - let Post Colonial France deal with that mob. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">12. Mexican Wall - we know it already partially exists and you don't need to do anything there as people forget stuff real quick. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">13. Social Issues - let American people break free from political correctness and dismantle institutional regulation on this level. Of course the really good things from that era will remain intact - it's gardening Don. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">14. Guns - big challenge - involves the creation of a new mind set for many Americans - big call. We shall see. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">15. Bono, Bob Geldof, Sting - don't need em - they are fucked and you already know that. If they do arrive at the White House for a cup of tea we will play with them and laugh about it later. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">16. Queen Elizabeth - get an audience. She's very wise and she can help you. She will laugh at your jokes. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">17. Prince Charles - old hippy with some good ideas - might waffle on a bit but a good bloke. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">18. Prince William - don't bother. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">19. Women's Issues - one voice to listen too - Camille Paglia who supported you all the way. If she's interested give her a portfolio. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">20. Dalai Lama & Nic Sarkozy - these guys love celebrities and will sniff around. Block their addresses. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">21. Round up all the Imans and get a confab happening to start or intensify the dialogue about Muslims doing some of the shit themselves re disenfranchised young Muslim dudes with mental health issues and terrorism. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">22. Australia - be very suspicious of the current Prime Minister. He has already shown that he does not respect your privacy by getting your telephone number through Greg Norman. He has no real power in this country so don't worry about him. If a man called Stan Grant takes the stage he will work very well with you as he is also an outsider.</span>punk & blankethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06276718077573683881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7486207.post-27352735235314544052016-08-22T17:46:00.000+10:002016-08-22T22:35:13.929+10:00What Happens When White People Get LostWe have been flying in and out of Alice Springs in the Northern Territory (AU). Locals call us FIFO's to tease us as we are not trades people. Some fans from remote communities tracked us down and sent us 'an invitation to contribute'. They are compiling an educational manual on why white people do what they do and are how they are. <br />
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As much as we knew that we were the right people for this job we had to ask why we were chosen. It turns out stories from our category <a href="http://punkandblanket.blogspot.com.au/search/label/House%20of%20Windsor" target="_blank">House of Windsor</a> are regularly read and discussed on community radio stations, some of them as far away as the APY Lands. We're big in the desert.<br />
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The mob we are working with have given us 6 months (might be longer) to come up with some stories that 'unpack' the ways of the white fella to help Aboriginal people understand them. We spent a week out bush on community where we hung back, took notes, kinda just listened. Conversations ran far into the night, but we never asked direct questions, as we know that to be disrespectful in Aboriginal culture.<br />
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It was pretty clear that many of the artists felt that there was something strange about the white women who come to work at the Arts Centres. They reckon some of them 'jealous*' their art by choosing their colours and telling them what things to paint. Some are a real downer to be around because they seem guilty all the time and often talk very negatively about their families. This was really something we could get our teeth into. On the way back to Alice we were so inspired we pulled the vehicle into the Tropic Of Capricorn and scribbled our first allegory. We wrote in silence, the only sound to be heard was the wind through the mulgas, like waves on an inland sea. Here it is:<br />
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<b>What Happens When White People Get Lost</b><br />
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Modern white people, particularly those from very rich countries, treat their identity in the same way Aboriginal people relate to the land. They need to feel that they are one by themselves and sometimes because of this other people don't matter. When some white people get lost and go looking for their identity it can make them sick. White people believe that being in strange places will help them to find themselves. This is why some of the white people who come to the desert want to hang around Aboriginal people.<br />
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* <i>Aboriginal English</i><br />
<i> Jealous / Jealousing: abusive, controlling, stopping you doing things.</i><br />
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