Dank
Three pairs of socks.
Instant coffee and dry biscuits.
A slice of cheese.
A crumpled hard copy
Of the Herald Sun.
No longer front page.
Erin
Hears muffled laughter.
A glove through the bars.
Hands her an unripened
Orange.
Post It Modernists.
Dank
Three pairs of socks.
Instant coffee and dry biscuits.
A slice of cheese.
A crumpled hard copy
Of the Herald Sun.
No longer front page.
Erin
Hears muffled laughter.
A glove through the bars.
Hands her an unripened
Orange.
Many, many shout outs to the thousands of fans that have been reaching out to us. A lot of folks have been asking about our friends, so here’s a bit of an update.
Claire Voyant
Murray, the bush poet BF, didn’t last long. He discovered Facebook at nearly 60 and fell deeply into its’ vice like grip. He spent months on Messenger talking to a really understanding woman in America, Camille. She’d agree with everything he said and listened to his boring stories about himself. That was until he got a message from someone close to Camille that said he was being blocked because people like him were enabling the obese.
For the last few years Claire has been living in Rishikesh, India. Her partner, Brett aka Branga has been in India since he burnt his passport in Pushkar back in 1978. She leaves all the seer stuff at home; it’s not the reason she’s in India.
Rishikesh is the Yoga Capital of the world, so you’ll see lots of westerners, their mats and the spooky nudity of their skintight gear. Some western seekers spin out, unable to handle their intense responses to the environment, and the magic drinks. Claire and Branga have become the people you call when this happens. They serve them marsala chai or ginger lemon tea and sit them in a darkened room to worship their favourite western musical Gods. Branga’s German speakers are seriously loud. All Gods are tolerated, even if it is Michael Jackson, there’s no judgement. When the seekers have calmed down, they suggest they go home.
Branga has been a mechanic forever. He works on the river rafting boats so popular with young Indian men who like to take a Holy dip whilst rafting. Claire hangs out. She gets up early every day and feeds dried grass to the sacred cows and goes to the Aarti fire ceremony every night at The Ashram. She loves sweeping her fingertips through the flames.
Next, Grayam Voyant
Treatie
and he saw it on the television
He was saviour of their dinners
time to fix reading for the kids
Words are easy, words can sweep
away real stories of this priceless land
But shit books can disappear
just like writing in the sand
Greedy Yeh Greedy Now
Greedy Yeh Greedy Now
Nhima djatpa nhe walang
gumurrtjararrk yawirriny Nhe gaya nhe matjini
Gaya nhe matjini Gaya gaya nhe gaya nhe
matjini walangwalang nhema djatpa nhe walang
nhe gumurrtjarrk nhe ya
Yes, its true, we were invited to illustrate Brad Pitt's latest GQ shoot. After the last time we didn't think this would happen, but they told us he thinks we make him look like a really nice person. We can confirm that the rumours are true - at no stage did Brad say 'no', or 'maybe not'.
We can no longer be bothered with this truly 'horrifying' series. It's impossible to keep up with these shocking moments. Hair raising and truly disturbing, go directly to Instagram, @Madonna.
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