We have decided to post the nominations for Best Turkey in Show earlier this year as last time we were inundated with thousands of votes.
And the nominees are:
TURKEY DRUMSTICK: Heather Mills, for thinking she could come between a Beatle and his spliff.
TURKEY NECK: Madonna, for hanging herself on a crucifix.
FAKE TURKEY: Jamie Brooksby, for obtaining his Big Brother win by deception and for posing as a poet.
PICKLED TURKEY: Keith Urban, for marrying a man.
TURKEY BONES: Nicole Richie, for pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, then admitting she has, then pretending she's overcome it.
TURKEY JERKY: russell crowe for using Steve Irwin's memorial to act.
BAD TURKEY: O.J Simpson, for thinking he could move a book about 'the killings'.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: The guests at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding at Orsini Odescalchi Castle.
LOST TURKEY: Nicole Kidman, clearly a mixed up person.
TALKING TURKEY: Bono, for turning poverty into a brand.
PRIZE TURKEY: Tom Cruise, no explanation neccessary.
GLAZED TURKEYS: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Marcia Hines.
TURKEY SLAPPER: Axel Whitehead - ARIA flasher.
Cast your votes!!