Reflected Turkey: Jackie O
Homebrand Turkey TV Dinner : Hamish & Andy's Gap Year - the lowest point in Australian television history.
Gang of Turkeys : The Project ie All of Rove's friends who spray us with wet shit.
Turkey Starstruck : Maylea Tinecheff (hands off our Ben).
No. 48 Turkey with No. 27 Frozen Chicken : Ricky Nixon and Tegan Gould
Turducken : Miranda, Orlando and Flynn.
Turkey with Added Hormones, Chemically Enhanced, Artificially Flavoured : Shane and Liz
Turkey Split : Heidi Klum and Seal - he just wanted to go out for a nice meal.
Humblest Turkey : News of the World Hack Rupert Murdoch.
Mini Turkey : Jack Vidgen.
Turkey Trial : DSK vs the Maid.
Turkey Surprise : Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid.
Non Kosher Turkey : John Galliano and his anti-Semitic Slurs.