And the nominees are........
Carved Turkey - Sam Newman - for his operating theatre performance featuring Turkey Spotter Eddie Maguire in a shower cap.
Turkey Spotter - Eddie Maguire - so proud of his (un)dressed turkey's 60 minutes.
Crack Turkey - Wayne Carey
Turkey Disney - Terri 'themepark' Irwin
Bad Turkey - Brendan Nelson on Sorry Day
Flaming Turkeys - Text Publishing, David Marr & Bill Henson
Treacherous Turkey - Baz Luhrmann
Turkey In The Headlights - Jodhi Meares
Dressed Turkey - Sarah Palin
Crumbed Turkey - Gordon Ramsay