Dear Sir Richard,
Re Our Blog punkandblanket.blogspot.com
We've decided you are the right person to approach about this. We are artists in need of emancipation. So that we may concentrate on our artistic endeavours, we need a philanthropist. In return for your generosity we will include your name in the URL of our blog (eg punkandblanketandsirrichardbranson.blogspot.com) and we will weave you into every post. As we view you as an artist yourself we do not see our union as compromising our integrity. If it is of interest we are blonde and female.
We were thinking around the 500.000 dollar mark, each.
Thanking You In Advance Sir,
punk and blanket