Madonna (61) with Boyfriend (25)
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 01, 2020
Tuesday, May 03, 2016
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Friday, September 07, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Horrifying Moments In Popular Culture History
This summary is not available. Please
click here to view the post.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Friday, October 02, 2009
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Disturbing Moments In Popular Culture
1. Troubled West Australian Liberal Leader sniffing a female colleague's recently vacated chair.
2. The aforementioned Liberal under suspicion of doing 'something inappropriate' to a quokka.

3. The front cover of Madonna's Hard Candy.
4. The sad eyes of the unsmiling Suri Cruise.
5. Heather Mills.
6. The 60 Minutes vision of Sam Newman's diseased prostate on the end of a surgical implement.
7. Gender is no barrier for Thomas Beatie and Nicole Kidman who against all odds and nature fall pregnant.
8. Mick Gatto in the boxing ring with the guy who played him in Underbelly.
9. Yoko Ono's breast pride.
10. Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar for best 'actress'.
2. The aforementioned Liberal under suspicion of doing 'something inappropriate' to a quokka.

3. The front cover of Madonna's Hard Candy.
4. The sad eyes of the unsmiling Suri Cruise.
5. Heather Mills.
6. The 60 Minutes vision of Sam Newman's diseased prostate on the end of a surgical implement.
7. Gender is no barrier for Thomas Beatie and Nicole Kidman who against all odds and nature fall pregnant.
8. Mick Gatto in the boxing ring with the guy who played him in Underbelly.
9. Yoko Ono's breast pride.
10. Nicole Kidman winning an Oscar for best 'actress'.
Labels:
Madonna,
Moments in Popular Culture,
Nicole Kidman,
The List,
tick box
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Turkey of The Year 2006
We have decided to post the nominations for Best Turkey in Show earlier this year as last time we were inundated with thousands of votes.
And the nominees are:
TURKEY DRUMSTICK: Heather Mills, for thinking she could come between a Beatle and his spliff.
TURKEY NECK: Madonna, for hanging herself on a crucifix.
FAKE TURKEY: Jamie Brooksby, for obtaining his Big Brother win by deception and for posing as a poet.
PICKLED TURKEY: Keith Urban, for marrying a man.
TURKEY BONES: Nicole Richie, for pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, then admitting she has, then pretending she's overcome it.
TURKEY JERKY: russell crowe for using Steve Irwin's memorial to act.
BAD TURKEY: O.J Simpson, for thinking he could move a book about 'the killings'.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: The guests at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding at Orsini Odescalchi Castle.
LOST TURKEY: Nicole Kidman, clearly a mixed up person.
TALKING TURKEY: Bono, for turning poverty into a brand.
PRIZE TURKEY: Tom Cruise, no explanation neccessary.
GLAZED TURKEYS: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Marcia Hines.
TURKEY SLAPPER: Axel Whitehead - ARIA flasher.
Cast your votes!!
And the nominees are:
TURKEY DRUMSTICK: Heather Mills, for thinking she could come between a Beatle and his spliff.
TURKEY NECK: Madonna, for hanging herself on a crucifix.
FAKE TURKEY: Jamie Brooksby, for obtaining his Big Brother win by deception and for posing as a poet.
PICKLED TURKEY: Keith Urban, for marrying a man.
TURKEY BONES: Nicole Richie, for pretending she doesn't have an eating disorder, then admitting she has, then pretending she's overcome it.
TURKEY JERKY: russell crowe for using Steve Irwin's memorial to act.
BAD TURKEY: O.J Simpson, for thinking he could move a book about 'the killings'.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: The guests at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding at Orsini Odescalchi Castle.
LOST TURKEY: Nicole Kidman, clearly a mixed up person.
TALKING TURKEY: Bono, for turning poverty into a brand.
PRIZE TURKEY: Tom Cruise, no explanation neccessary.
GLAZED TURKEYS: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty and Marcia Hines.
TURKEY SLAPPER: Axel Whitehead - ARIA flasher.
Cast your votes!!
Labels:
Madonna,
Nicole Kidman,
russell crowe,
The List,
tick box,
Turkey of the Year
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Some Potty-Mouthed Truths From Sir Elton
We would like to congratulate Sir Elton for lashing out at Madonna. Sir Elton spoke for all of us when he highlighted the injustice of charging 75 quid to watch her mime. Using strong language to cite his case Sir Elton risked his seat on the next Kabbalian camel train, but his committment to pure musical experiences overrode his affection for Mrs Ritchie. Our wonderful Claire is supporting Sir Elton (even though she hates swear words) and even sent us a text whilst the story was on the news, saying 'he's right u know'.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)






