Showing posts with label Panda B. (Bandit). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Panda B. (Bandit). Show all posts

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Ban Ray



Man Ray Contemplating The Bust Of Man Ray

William Wegman 1978





Panda B. (bandit) Contemplating The Image Of Panda B. (bandit)

Melbourne 2015



Friday, October 30, 2009

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Seven Children's Wear Boutiques In One Strip

Yesterday in the Hawksburn Village, Toorak, we were victims of parent rage. Talking on our phones we didn't notice that our Staffordshire Terrier familiar was sniffing the heels of a small child dressed in a tutu and carrying a wand. Our conversations were interrupted by the penetrating shrillness of a South Eastern Suburb's Mother shielding her young. "That dog needs training" "That dog needs training". We told her to chill. He doesn't bite. Then she screeched, "If my child squeals he'll kill her". We said no he won't. She said,

"He will, I can see it in his eyes".



Panda B. (bandit) is a darling and a gangsta rapper but he is so not a killer. Then she starts on about reporting us to the council. We try to avert her procedural gaze but everywhere we turn we see children in designer fancy dress. Spooky girls holding red devil umbrellas and little boys dressed as Fiona Scanlan's 'big' sailors. We didn't mean to hurt her but we snapped and slapped her clean across the snout.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Our first moving picture!

punk & blanket present Panda B. (bandit) & His Master, The Movies.



Off Leash



Walking Home

Sunday, August 14, 2005

The Daily Activities of Panda B. (Bandit) & His Master


Panda B. (Bandit) and His Master



Fetching the paper



Keeping up with global events



Out for a walk



His Master's frequent toilet stops frustrate Panda B. (Bandit)



Exercising off leash