Debbie Rowe
is not
my mother
but what a girl
she's proved
that she
is the one
except to
the youngest
son
son
Showing posts with label Debbie Rowe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Debbie Rowe. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The HIStory of punk & blanket: A Gift Circle
In case you haven't heard, Michael Jackson has died. Cause of death is unknown but he basically expired. We have always loved Mike. It's time to tell how much.
Back in 2003, unsated after throwing Lady Di down the stairs, a villain named Martin Bashir, set upon Michael and a lot of people believed the filth he cast. We were killing time in a fashion forum, reading skin care product reviews and hunting for bargains in the swap shop when the witch hunt for Michael and then Debbie Rowe kicked in. We leapt to their defence and were surprised at how many young ladies were so prudish and old fashioned. The ferocity of their disdain seemed maladaptive. Our battle raged after Deb talked about her Gift to Michael in his response doco. They just didn't get it, didn't get Deb.
It was around this time that blanket's name changed from NatalieJohns to blanket, not realising what this simple act had set in motion. Shortly after, we built a virtual altar to Debbie Rowe in an effort to give back something to this woman who had given so much. A few people heard the call, others maintained their narrow views and eventually we were expelled, blocked, banned. We had run out of aliases and left as punk and blanket to go it alone.
We have always believed in Debbie and now that she's back in focus we'd like to remind everyone: she's just another surrogate. A surrogate with a Gift. She gave Michael the gift of Paris and Prince 1 and she gave us the gift of our identity. Today, we give her our support once again.
It's a circle of gifts.
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Back in 2003, unsated after throwing Lady Di down the stairs, a villain named Martin Bashir, set upon Michael and a lot of people believed the filth he cast. We were killing time in a fashion forum, reading skin care product reviews and hunting for bargains in the swap shop when the witch hunt for Michael and then Debbie Rowe kicked in. We leapt to their defence and were surprised at how many young ladies were so prudish and old fashioned. The ferocity of their disdain seemed maladaptive. Our battle raged after Deb talked about her Gift to Michael in his response doco. They just didn't get it, didn't get Deb.
It was around this time that blanket's name changed from NatalieJohns to blanket, not realising what this simple act had set in motion. Shortly after, we built a virtual altar to Debbie Rowe in an effort to give back something to this woman who had given so much. A few people heard the call, others maintained their narrow views and eventually we were expelled, blocked, banned. We had run out of aliases and left as punk and blanket to go it alone.
We have always believed in Debbie and now that she's back in focus we'd like to remind everyone: she's just another surrogate. A surrogate with a Gift. She gave Michael the gift of Paris and Prince 1 and she gave us the gift of our identity. Today, we give her our support once again.
It's a circle of gifts.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Turkey Of The Year - Nominations - Cast Your Vote
For the first time in history we are opening up our blog for comments to collect votes for the inaugural Turkey Of The Year Award.
And the nominees are:
FRIED TURKEY(S): The Bali 9 for thinking that, in the climate of Schapelle Corby, they could get away with strapping heroin to their bodies and going through Indonesian Customs.
ROAST TURKEY: Donatella Versace
SLICED TURKEY: Mickey Rourke
NOT TURKEY (VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE): Gwyneth Paltow
TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe (take your pick)
WILD TURKEY: James Hewitt for consenting to hypnosis for the purposes of reality TV.
BUSH TURKEY: George Bush
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: russell crowe
EIN TRUTHAHN: Prince Harry for bearing the swastika.
TURKEY BREAST: Vicky Beckham
TURKEY LOAF: Steve Vizard
COLD TURKEY: Joe Korp
FROZEN TURKEY: Nicole Kidman.......sooooooo creepy
TURKEY NUGGET: Charles Spencer Crowe
STUFFED TURKEY: Katie Holmes
TURKEY BY POPULAR DEMAND: Michelle Leslie
Vote now via comment or email.
Turkey Of The Year will be announced sometime in the New Year when we get back from Sir Elton's Wedding.
punkandblanket@yahoo.com.au
And the nominees are:
FRIED TURKEY(S): The Bali 9 for thinking that, in the climate of Schapelle Corby, they could get away with strapping heroin to their bodies and going through Indonesian Customs.
ROAST TURKEY: Donatella Versace
SLICED TURKEY: Mickey Rourke
NOT TURKEY (VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE): Gwyneth Paltow
TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe (take your pick)
WILD TURKEY: James Hewitt for consenting to hypnosis for the purposes of reality TV.
BUSH TURKEY: George Bush
CHRISTMAS LUNCH: russell crowe
EIN TRUTHAHN: Prince Harry for bearing the swastika.
TURKEY BREAST: Vicky Beckham
TURKEY LOAF: Steve Vizard
COLD TURKEY: Joe Korp
FROZEN TURKEY: Nicole Kidman.......sooooooo creepy
TURKEY NUGGET: Charles Spencer Crowe
STUFFED TURKEY: Katie Holmes
TURKEY BY POPULAR DEMAND: Michelle Leslie
Vote now via comment or email.
Turkey Of The Year will be announced sometime in the New Year when we get back from Sir Elton's Wedding.
punkandblanket@yahoo.com.au
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