Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 09, 2025

Only friend of Mushroom Killer Erin Patterson, Alison 'Ali' Rose Prior, named winner of Turkey Of The Year 2025

We'd like to thank the millions of our fans who took time to vote in our biggest ever Turkey Of The Year. 'Ali' pulled in the bulk of the votes in an overwhelming sweep. Total no contest.

'Ali' has contacted us.  She left a breathy mysterious audio message.  We can't work out if she thinks her win is a good or a bad thing.




Only Friend
Alison Rose Prior with Erin Patterson

After Del Kathryn Barton


Thursday, December 21, 2023

Britney In Her Red Boots

           



Gary Indiana

Acrylic On Board

2023

Monday, January 17, 2022

Gary Indiana's Debut Painting



Self Portrait With Red Carnation




















By Gary Indiana

Acrylic on Board

2022 


Friday, December 27, 2019

No Other Contenders - Just One Unequivocal Prize Turkey Of The Year 2019






Prince Andrew

Son of

The Queen of England

aka


Air Miles Andy
Duke of Pork
Randy Andy


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Monday, August 22, 2016

What Happens When White People Get Lost

We have been flying in and out of Alice Springs in the Northern Territory (AU).  Locals call us FIFO's to tease us as we are not trades people.  Some fans from remote communities tracked us down and sent us 'an invitation to contribute'.  They are compiling an educational manual on why white people do what they do and are how they are.

As much as we knew that we were the right people for this job we had to ask why we were chosen.  It turns out stories from our category House of Windsor are regularly read and discussed on community radio stations, some of them as far away as the APY Lands.  We're big in the desert.

The mob we are working with have given us 6 months (might be longer) to come up with some stories that 'unpack' the ways of the white fella to help Aboriginal people understand them.  We spent a week out bush on community where we hung back, took notes, kinda just listened.  Conversations ran far into the night, but we never asked direct questions, as we know that to be disrespectful in Aboriginal culture.

It was pretty clear that many of the artists felt that there was something strange about the white women who come to work at the Arts Centres.  They reckon some of them 'jealous*' their art by choosing their colours and telling them what things to paint.  Some are a real downer to be around because they seem guilty all the time and often talk very negatively about their families.  This was really something we could get our teeth into.  On the way back to Alice we were so inspired we pulled the vehicle into the Tropic Of Capricorn and scribbled our first allegory.  We wrote in silence, the only sound to be heard was the wind through the mulgas, like waves on an inland sea.  Here it is:

What Happens When White People Get Lost

Modern white people, particularly those from very rich countries, treat their identity in the same way Aboriginal people relate to the land. They need to feel that they are one by themselves and sometimes because of this other people don't matter. When some white people get lost and go looking for their identity it can make them sick.  White people believe that being in strange places will help them to find themselves.  This is why some of the white people who come to the desert want to hang around Aboriginal people.



* Aboriginal English
 Jealous / Jealousing: abusive, controlling, stopping you doing things.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Ban Ray



Man Ray Contemplating The Bust Of Man Ray

William Wegman 1978





Panda B. (bandit) Contemplating The Image Of Panda B. (bandit)

Melbourne 2015



Monday, March 31, 2014

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Debbie Rowe (Blanket's Lament)

*in the style of Billie Jean*

Debbie Rowe
is not 
my mother
but what a girl 
she's proved 
that she 
is the one
except to 
the youngest
son

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

punk & blanket tick martin grant

martin grant
brother 
from another
mother

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Francis Bacon: Go Home!

As you guys know, The Art Gallery of New South Wales is playing host to works by one Francis Bacon.

We've been reading about him and we don't like him.  We are particularly offended to hear he was 'fascinated with Marcel Duchamp' - one of the Founding Fathers of Surrealism - to the point of muscling in on Marc's schtick (otherwise known as theft). In our direct line session last night, we asked Marc if our feelings on Bacon aligned with Surrealist thought out there in the great nothingness. He used the term 'Sacred Monster' and likened Bacon to, as he said 'Your AJ Miller.' We said 'Who?' Marc took control of the keyboards and directed our computer to this site.

Look at these deadshits

Marc said 'If that's Jesus back on Earth, then how disappointing is He?'