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Reasons Sir Mick Jagger Is No Longer Our Friend And Why We Believe He May Be Sociopathic (in the style of Marcel Duchamp and the Daily Mail)
1. At 70, spotted with ballerina, 27.
2. For never, ever shouting a round of drinks, even when we've had a bad day.
3. As to his failure to act as a proper rock n roll elder, we cite the Bittersweet Symphony grab.
4. We've had enough of him trying to crack on to our friends kids at all our events.
5. Upon reflection, we overlooked some unpleasant things. Like that time in Bali. We were all hungry after climbing the volcano. Mick was the only one to decline the villagers' offerings of fried fish. He ate from a picnic basket especially delivered to him from his five-star hotel.
6. We're sick of him using us to gain proximity to influential and important artists, especially those favoured by the aristocracy (he thinks he knows about art, but he doesn't; he just looks at the price tags and his reflection in the glass of the paintings).
7. For ridiculing Ned Kelly.
8. Against all our advice, he made the documentary called Being Mick in 2001. We told him he'd look like a middle-aged bubble boy, and he does.
9. He rings us up, emails, doesn't ask how we are, doesn't ask about Claire, just bangs on and on about what some blogger has said about him that week.
10. For not giving a shit about anyone...no-one....absolutely no-one. We've realised every time we've spoken with Mick about people's vulnerabilities, he just goes ahead and ruins their lives.
2. For never, ever shouting a round of drinks, even when we've had a bad day.
3. As to his failure to act as a proper rock n roll elder, we cite the Bittersweet Symphony grab.
4. We've had enough of him trying to crack on to our friends kids at all our events.
5. Upon reflection, we overlooked some unpleasant things. Like that time in Bali. We were all hungry after climbing the volcano. Mick was the only one to decline the villagers' offerings of fried fish. He ate from a picnic basket especially delivered to him from his five-star hotel.
6. We're sick of him using us to gain proximity to influential and important artists, especially those favoured by the aristocracy (he thinks he knows about art, but he doesn't; he just looks at the price tags and his reflection in the glass of the paintings).
7. For ridiculing Ned Kelly.
8. Against all our advice, he made the documentary called Being Mick in 2001. We told him he'd look like a middle-aged bubble boy, and he does.
9. He rings us up, emails, doesn't ask how we are, doesn't ask about Claire, just bangs on and on about what some blogger has said about him that week.
10. For not giving a shit about anyone...no-one....absolutely no-one. We've realised every time we've spoken with Mick about people's vulnerabilities, he just goes ahead and ruins their lives.
Thursday, June 05, 2014
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Sunday, March 02, 2014
Real Actors Real Life - The 86th Police Academy Award Nominees Are.......>
Best
Actor In A Leading Role - Queensland Undercover Officer known as Joe Emery for outstanding performance in the capture of child killer Brett Peter Cowan. The Officer spent months building
a rapport with his target after "befriending" him by sitting next to
him on a flight to Perth.
Best
Screenplay - Queensland Undercover Operatives (no names) for writing
"scenarios" of illegal gang activity, including
collecting debts, bribing court officials and buying illegal firearms, drugs
and even "blood diamonds" from Africa in order to trap their target
into making admissions.
Best
Supporting Actors - Queensland Undercover Operatives known as Fitzy and Ian for posing as
members of a large and powerful criminal gang.
Best
Director - High Ranking Officer (no name) Queensland Police.
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