Mothers Day 2003 we were over at Claire’s. Suddenly and without warning Claire burst into song, changing the lyrics of the ACDC classic Hells Bells to Deb’s Bells, as in Debbie Rowe. We sat there quietly sipping our Baileys. Seeing Claire in the grip of some strange incantation is not something that disturbs us. It was like Brian Johnston was in the room as Claire belted out “she’s rolling thunder, power and rain, she’s coming on like a hurricane”. We thought nothing more of it until December when on the very same day Michael Jackson was charged with further counts of indecency, Cyclone Debbie hit the North West Coast of Australia. We immediately sent Claire another congratulatory sms.